英语对话短文两人幽默

Tom: Hey, Jerry! Did you hear about the guy who lost his left side?

Jerry: No, what happened to him?

Tom: He’s all right now. Just needs some time to adjust.

Jerry: Haha, that's funny! But seriously, why did the scarecrow win an award?

Tom: I don’t know, why?

Jerry: Because he was outstanding in his field!

Tom: Oh man, that joke is classic. Speaking of fields, did you plant any seeds this season?

Jerry: Yeah, I planted potatoes. How about you?

Tom: I planted ideas. They grow faster and taste better.

Jerry: That’s deep, Tom. Deep.

Tom: Thanks, Jerry. By the way, do you know the secret to success?

Jerry: Is it hard work?

Tom: No, it’s being born in the right year.

Jerry: Wow, that’s profound. And here I thought it was all about networking.

Tom: Networking helps, but timing is everything.

Jerry: You’re full of surprises today. So, if you had to choose between a pen and a sword, which would you pick?

Tom: Definitely the pen. It writes faster than the sword can cut.

Jerry: Fair enough. After all, the pen is mightier than the sword.

Tom: Exactly! Now let’s go grab some coffee before we run out of witty remarks.

Jerry: Deal. But only if they serve decaf. I’m trying to avoid caffeine these days.

Tom: Suit yourself. Weaknesses make us human, after all.

Jerry: Touché.

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