【超短英语小笑话】1.
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
2.
I told my computer I needed a break, and it said, “You’ve got to be kidding, I’m already on a laptop.”
3.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
4.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
5.
I asked my dog what he thought of my new hat.
He gave me a paw-sitive response.
6.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
7.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
8.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
9.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
10.
Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
He was feeling a little unwell.
这些笑话虽然简短，但都充满了英文语言的趣味与双关。适合在轻松场合分享，也能让人会心一笑。
